Pizza delivery dictionary - submissions thread

Moderator: avonanarchy

User avatar
Master Driver
Posts: 1003
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:22 am
Location: Indiana
Where do you work?:
indy shop
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
2008 ford focus ses
2014 chevy cruze
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:17 am
DjH wrote:
HA! This explains the missing hot bags in the morning every day when I get in...


Sorry about that, but at least he left you the "special bags". You know, the ones that smell funky and look funky. :lol:

And that reminds me of a term. Snatch bag....the one hot bag that everyone refuses to use because of its funky ass smell and appearance.

"All the drivers kept passing the snatch bag around because noone wanted to put their fingers in it."

"Look at that dirty snatch bag over there, its been passed around so much it is worthless and needs to be thrown to the curb".
User avatar
Master Driver
Posts: 6999
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:40 pm
Location: Chesapeake, VA
Where do you work?:
Papa John's franchise
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
2010 Ford Fusion
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:36 pm
PD2 wrote:Snatch bag....the one hot bag that everyone refuses to use because of its funky ass smell and appearance.

"All the drivers kept passing the snatch bag around because noone wanted to put their fingers in it."

"Look at that dirty snatch bag over there, its been passed around so much it is worthless and needs to be thrown to the curb".


Ewwwwwww! :oops:
"If you ain't on the road, you ain't makin' money!" - gregster

Image
User avatar
Master Driver
Posts: 1003
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:22 am
Location: Indiana
Where do you work?:
indy shop
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
2008 ford focus ses
2014 chevy cruze
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:36 pm
gregster wrote:
Ewwwwwww! :oops:


:twisted: :lol:
User avatar
Driver Trainee
Posts: 277
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:51 pm
Location: Higgs-Bosonville
Where do you work?:
Juan Pedros 'Porcos-y-Tres'
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
97 Flying Dutchman
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:43 pm
Pizza Delivery Rhetoric - SuRreal :o
*Flying Naked - term used for us drivers who use our brain to map & NOT GPS
*Quickie - a run around the block, < 2mile round trip
*Going to Cow-town - delivery to rural areas
*Going to Funkytown - delivery to low rent districts
*Dry Run - stiffed on delivery
*Good Kiss - tip > $5
*Got some Tongue - tip > $10 (got a rare $100 tip once, not sure what to call that?)
*Wormhole - nifty shortcut
*Yin/Yang - make-liner (cook) who has chronic remakes
*Duck & Cover - driver who hides or mimics doing chores
*Chore Whore List - driver's out-job chores
*Chore Whore - driver stuck with all chores while shift's friends "f" around
*Newbie God (or Goddess) - newbies who cheat by taking best deliveries
*Dead Newbie - Newbie God who got caught!
*Sweet Spot - lucky drivers only scheduled for $$$ primetime 5-8 pm
*Pizza Leech - customer expecting repeated remakes
*No Fly List - list of threatening customers or scammers who are barred from delivery
*Cum-Bag - delivery bag with copius white goo within
Last edited by SuRreal on Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:46 am, edited 4 times in total.
User avatar
Driver Trainee
Posts: 277
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:51 pm
Location: Higgs-Bosonville
Where do you work?:
Juan Pedros 'Porcos-y-Tres'
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
97 Flying Dutchman
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:54 pm
Snatch bag, awh guys? Here's one, I found a "cum bag". I swear, a bag had some freaky white sh.t smeared all inside... couldn't BELIEVE! Don't know where it had been but buried it alive in the dumpster. Phewy
User avatar
Master Driver
Posts: 6999
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:40 pm
Location: Chesapeake, VA
Where do you work?:
Papa John's franchise
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
2010 Ford Fusion
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:44 pm
SuRreal wrote:Pizza Delivery Rhetoric - SuRreal :o
*Flying Naked - term used for us drivers who use our brain to map & NOT GPS
*Going to Cow-town - delivery to rural areas
*Going to Funkytown - delivery to low rent districts
*Dry Run - stiffed on delivery
*Wormhole - nifty shortcut
*Yin/Yang - make-liner (cook) who has chronic remakes
*Duck & Cover - driver who hides or mimics doing chores
*Chore Whore List - driver's out-job chores
*Chore Whore - driver stuck with all chores while shift's friends "f" around
*Sweet Spot - lucky drivers only scheduled for $$$ primetime 5-8 pm
*Pizza Leech - customer expecting repeated remakes
*No Fly List - list of threatening customers or scammers who are barred from delivery
*Cum-Bag - delivery bag with copius white goo within


Great submissions!

At PJ's, we get white stick stuff in our bags all the time. It is the white 'drizzle icing' used on our dessert pizzas.
"If you ain't on the road, you ain't makin' money!" - gregster

Image
User avatar
Rush Driver
Posts: 398
Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:54 am
Location: Tuscaloosa, Alabama
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
Berta
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:49 pm
Box boogers: When you blow your nose and see pizza box particles in it.

Tip alternative: Getting an item or services in lieu of a tip (A lot of times, these are more awesome than a cash tip)

Chatty Cathy: That customer that talks at high speeds hoping you won't notice the big, fat, zero they gave you as a tip.

Taking one for the team: Taking a delivery you know will be a stiff.
DILLIGAF
User avatar
Driver Trainee
Posts: 277
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:51 pm
Location: Higgs-Bosonville
Where do you work?:
Juan Pedros 'Porcos-y-Tres'
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
97 Flying Dutchman
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:50 am
Yeah wcarwyr, those box dust-bunnies really add needed daily fiber to your meal too... yum!
Last edited by SuRreal on Fri May 24, 2013 9:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
cut table
Posts: 53
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:08 am
Location: Virginia
Where do you work?:
Pizza Hut
Papa John's
Back at Chanello's
User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
Toyota Camery
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:24 pm
Cheese fairy: Puts bits of cheese back on the floor after you've finished sweeping, so you find them while you're mopping.
WARNING!
Non Tippers Are Subject to Summary Execution By Firing Squad.

n00b
Posts: 1
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:11 am

User Type:
Pizza Delivery Driver
Car you drive:
1991 Ford Escort
PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:28 pm
Poach: Take an order in another stores area. (If you have more than one store in town.)

Moon shot: Delivery route that takes you to the edge of your delivery area, then you turn and drive some more and then turn AGAIN back towards the store to get there. Imagine a heart shape where you start at the bottom.

Bounce run: Any delivery within 3 blocks that is ALWAYS routed as part of a double.

Now and Later: A delivery that you log out on and discover that there is an error and you have to wait while it gets remade.

Burnin' down the house: A situation that has gotten out of hand and you don't help to fix it on purpose. Example: Point out on Monday that there is no driver scheduled from 3 till 6 on Friday. Manager says they will fix it...Friday shows up and you get off at 3 and go home knowing they haven't fixed the schedule.

Superman: That employee that sees a problem and jumps in to fix it.

Lois Lanes: Employees that goof off because Superman is doing everything!

Soccerballs: Employees that work like a soccer ball...Kick them and they start working, but slow down with time and distance until they stop. Then you have to FIND them and kick them again...lather rinse, repeat.

Goaltending: Helping to keep the dog/cat/kids from escaping out the door while delivering.

1st floor: Where apartment complexes and hotels put people who don't order pizza.

Potholes: Other people driving on the same road as you while doing stupid stuff that slows you down. Different types of potholes is a whole other big list!

Criminals: Knock Knock...WHO IS IT??
PreviousNext

Return to Pizza Delivery Dictionary

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron